Commercials and Shows pt. 2

Eddy: Aight so lets gets dis started (clasps hands together) what you need is two pieces of bread I prefer white but there's wheat for all yall vegetarians some peanut butta and some jelly. And fo yo tools is a spoon. Christie could ya pass me dat spoon and dat piece of bread.

Eddy: Thank ya child, aight so wha chu do is get a spoon full of peanut and smear it on da corner of da bread like dis (smears peanut butter on corner) and spread it round gently. And now we put one da jelly. Christie would you hand me that other piece of bread.

Eddie: * Gets butcher night then lets go * Well lets get back to da dish yuz get a spoonful of jelly now I like grape and ya smear it on the corna of da bread (smear grape jelly on bread) and spread it round like so. Now as recommendation ya shouldnt put da peanut butta and jellay on da same piece an put em together cuz then it get all lopside an welln e ways now wha chu do is put the both slices together. And nows yo gotz a peanut butta and jellay sandwich.

Eddy: Aight that's it! * grabbed butcher knife and runs and grabs red headed guy by the hairs* Aight peeps I fiss about to make me some chicken gumbo! And da way you kiell chicken is by choppin its head off and lettin it run till its outta blood now check dis shit out!

"Yes. Just let me see what the magic stones have to say" Jun said in a strangely Jamaican accent and she's wearing a turban with inscent in all around her. She then starts shaking this little suede bag.

"Oh no Child. These are magic dominoes gotten from a old Haiti voodoo priest who died while gambling. They're very powerful. Oh..i'm getting something" said Jun as she threw the dominoes on the table.

"Hi will...i ever win this tournament. I've been participating in it all my life. And i always come close to winning it. Will i ever win it OFFICIALLY so i can brag to all my friends?" asked the Caller.

"Well, let me do a voodoo spell and see what your future lies ahead" said Jun as she got out some pigs feet and a bucket of KFC. She then ate the meat. And lighted up some inscent while twirling the pigs feet and chicken bones in front of the burning inscent.

"You have a son. His name is Steve. Seems you and Nina had a one night stand when you kept buying her drinks before she went to cryo sleep. Don't let me take ya to Child Care Services, Mon. Oh and your question. Sorry, bay-bah. But not until Tekken 6 when you'll have a new move called. "Burning Acid heartburn fist of death" said Jun.

"Let go me ya bitches. I'll be back to..." he then notices everyone is looking at him. "WHAT? I can't have no ladies in my quarters" says Kazuya as he takes his seat and adjusting his judge robe.

"Case Number 12345. In the matter of Law vs. Phoenix" says Bruce reading from a clipboard. Marshall and Paul come in. Marshall takes Plaintiff side with Forest right besides him. And Paul takes teh Defendent's side with Lee right behind him.

"Okay, let me hear it cause i have better things to do" says Kazuya with an uninterested look. "Well, um...uh..Your Honor...uh Judge Kazuya. I have these receipts proving that Mr. Paul Phoenix has mooch off of me and my son Forest for way too long. So, i'm demanding he pay back all his debts" said Marshall.

Hmm...i wonder if Jun is wearing that sexay lingerie tonight, thought Kazuya as he was daydreaming. "Ahem, HELLO?" said Marshall. "What? Yeah, yeah. You wanna sue this trailer park trash. Okay, let me see the receipts" said Kazuya rolling his eyes. "Hey! I take offense from that" said Paul.

"Did i tell you to speak?" said Kazuya with a threatening glance. "No. But--" said Paul until he got cutoff. "That's right. So shut your mouth. Don't speak when i'm speaking or when you're are not spoken to. Okay, you got me pissed. These are the rules in my fucking court. 1. Don't prove me wrong cause i'm always right. 2. If you speak back to me once i'll just send my Enforcer Bruce to knee your crotch. 3. Get me pissed off enough. Well, let's just say you're gonna get Bastard Kicked instead of

"What! You're a Judge you can't just commit act of violence against people" said Paul shaking his head. "You know what. Bruce go stand behind Mr. Phoenix. Now Phoenix if you look back Bruce will kick the living shit outta ya. Ya hear?" said Kazuya.

Paul was about to look back at Bruce behind him. "Don't look back now" said Kazuya. Kazuya looked over the receipts. "What a load of crap ya wasted your Mr. Law's money on Mr. Phoenix. I'd at least rent a prostitute or something considering that by your looks no woman would look at you in bed with them" said Kazuya.

Paul mouth was wide open in shock. "Hell'z whore's pay me to do them" laughed Kazuya. Bruce laughed also. Paul was looked back and got punch square in the face. "Hey may i speak for Paul now?" asked Lee. "No. Now sit your gimpy ass down" said Kazuya.

"I didnt' spend none of Marshall's or Forest's money. It was all a gift" stated Paul. "You expect me to believe that. Not even in my dumbest day are you smarter then me Mr. Phoenix. Bruce will you give this son of a hobo some doe?" asked Kazuya. "Nope" said Bruce simply.

"Thought so" said Kazuya. "Mr. Law i award you the $5,000 Mr. Phoenix need to give you. And also...i don't like you Phoenix so by the Prime Minister of Japan...Death sentence for you" laughed Kazuya evily. "Man, you're insane. You're some kind of Devil ain't ya" said Paul as a bunch of officers came and handcuffed him. "I won't tell if you won't" said Kazuya with a evil grin.

Next case. Mishima vs Kazama step forward" said Bruce. "I'm here to say that Heihachi Mishima attempted to kill me. So, since i'm your son, DAD! I'm the true CEO of the Mishima Zaibatsu" said Jin. "I only have to say 6 words. Death sentence to both of you" said Kazuya. "Yeah, what he said" Bruce exclaimed as he had no idea what Kazuya was talking about. "But Dad, i'm your son" said Jin.

"Uh...not until i have a DNA test...so um...get the hell away from me" said Kazuya. "But you still see my mom" said Jin. ".....I'm out. Later'z" said Kazuya as he ran into the Judge Chambers with his groupies

Later on both Jin, Heihachi and Paul were sentence to watch the Tekken anime for life. Later on Jin shot himself with Heihachi's gun cause he knew he was the youngest and couldn't stand that he wasn't in the anime until he made a fatal mistake cause he was until the last few minutes. And Heihachi was in shock and was brain dead a few minutes after the opening scene. Paul...well...Paul got Bastard Kick by Kazuya anyway.

"Hi, welcome to This Old Rifle. I'm Nina Williams. Today, we're going to build a weapon of mass destruction today. What do ya say? You don't have enough money for a weapon that would make you the talk of the town? Well, i have a cheap way to do it and Chicks really dig this and also Honeyz to. So, you'll be getting some action tonight if you have the bad-ass weapons

"Now i've killed countless Political people with these kind of weapons. But half the price. Like i was once going to be a secret agent for Scotland Yard but i guess not cause they said i was too insane...uh..anyway, enough about me. Besides, they just couldn't handle my innovative mind" says Nina looking over her shoulder a bit paranoid.

"Now we're going to do a nice gun that will do permenant brain damage to a person from 100 yards away. All you need for the bullets are Bazooka Joe gum. I know you're saying WHAT in the hell--believe me folks this is a deadly weapon. They call it 'Bazooka" for a reason.Only thing is don't chew it cause they will analyze it. I suggest pounding it to not make it hard, you know, to give the victim an agonizing slow death. And just for decorative reasons you can put the name of the person you're going to kill. Ya know, i have a bullet with your name on it" laughed Nina psychotically.

"First we get some cut can lids for extra attacks on the side of the gun. And then we put some Bazooka Joe gum inside it. Now, put some rubberbands around the can lids and stretch it to your handle. Well, i made this homemade gun out of baby eagle bones and wood. Mama bird was pissed off but not right before i shot her ass down. Too bad i'm wanted, since it was a freaking Eagle. But, oh well, endangered species my ass" said Nina.

"Now, all you have to do to give it a bit of fanciness is to put it some Chinese made firecracker powder in it. I call it Genie" Nina then cocks the homemade gun. "Okay, now i have a volunteer who kindly join in to make sure this thing works. Which i know it will anyway. Thank you Anna" said Nina.

"Nina we're sisters for God's sake. Blood is thicker then water. Don't do this" said Anna tied around a tree trunk. "Now don't squirm it'll make me hit an artery or something. And blood is not thicker then gun powder. So..gun powder wins" said Nina as she aimed the gun at Anna's head. "Nina...don't" cried Anna. "Can you shut up. Damnit. I wish Mom aborted you when she was pregnant with your slutty ass. Now, squirm if ya like" said Nina as she shot the gun. Anna was hit in the forehead and her eyes rolled toward her head.

"Oops, my bad. I was aiming for the chest. Anywayz, be sure to tune in next time when i introduce a highly classified magnum from the Russian military. But made with Barbie legs and baby food as acid bullets. See ya" said Nina as she cut the rubberbands in with her nail thumb and send the two can lids flying towards Anna's chest. "STRIIIKE!"shouted Nina.

A commercial comes up with Julia dressed like one of those stuck-up Latina girls. Ya know, the one with different lipliner then the rest of the lipstick, wearing big earrings, and weave with blonde or auburn streaks, and the long fingernails with designs on them.

"Wazzup everybody'z. I've come here'z today to tell you about my magnificant new beauty salon called Pretty Wonderful Julia Salon. See, in Pretty Wonderful Julia Salon, with my expertise in doing the hair and make-up to many celebrity's like...um..like my Barbie head here" said Julia as she took out her Barbie Head which had glitter and tons of makeup and big earrings on.

"Ain't she bootiful. Well, if you visit my salon i guarantee you can look just like my dear Barbie head. I also have clients who went through dramatic changes in there appearance. Like for example, this cutey little girl here" says Julia. The camera then shoots to a little girl eating a lollipop and she has cute little curls on her hair and a cute little girl dress. "But after my Pretty Wonderful makeover. She went from that. To this" says Julia. The camera then shows the little girl dressed like a miniature version of what Christina Aguilera had on when she was in the Moulin Rouge video. "Now i told the little girl. Yo, who'z do you want to look like? She said 'I want to look like Christina Aguilera' So, i of course gave her my wish. And now she looks like Christina in that slutty as hell video" said Julia smiling showing her gold teeth.

"Oh but Pretty Wonderful Julia Salon is not only for Chicks. Its also the the Dicks to. See, we gave this nerd here" said Julia. The camera then shoots to a nerd with glasses and skinny with bad skin. "But after visiting my shop. He came out looking like every woman's fantasy. At least my fantasy. He looks just like my husband" laughed Julia. Then camera then shoots to the nerd who now is wearing a headband and has red hair and is wearing Fubu clothes and has a gold chain. "I call it my Hwoarang-look" said Julia blushing.

"Anywayz, my salon is located near the car that's burnt up. And across from the crackhouse on To-Do-Or-Die Street. Also, if you get lost. Don't worry, Hobo Heihachi will tell ya the directions right to my Pretty Wonderful Salon. Well, hope'z to see ya here. Oh my God! I'm on TV. First i want to send a shoutout to my Baby Daddy Hwoarang. I miss you baby and..." said Julia going on and jumping up and down for joy.


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	Home Commericals and Shows part 1 \| Commercials and Shows pt. 2 \| Valentines day Story






		(oh yeah I did my own little entry on here..) ::Filming from da projects:: Announcer: AND NOW ITS TIME FO SOME GHETTO! COOKIN!!! WIT EDDY GORDO!!!! Crowd: (applause) Eddy: Aight! Aight! Peeps calm down now today Ive brought one of mah home girlz her name is Christie. She gonna help wit some of da cookin. Christie: Sup? (Waves) (gets a whistle from crowd) * blushes * Eddy: grunts N e ways today we gonna make a quick cold dish today its called a Peanut Butta and Jelly sandwich Crowd: Ooh! Eddy: Aight so lets gets dis started (clasps hands together) what you need is two pieces of bread I prefer white but there's wheat for all yall vegetarians some peanut butta and some jelly. And fo yo tools is a spoon. Christie could ya pass me dat spoon and dat piece of bread. Christie: (Passes spoon and piece of bread) Eddy: Thank ya child, aight so wha chu do is get a spoon full of peanut and smear it on da corner of da bread like dis (smears peanut butter on corner) and spread it round gently. And now we put one da jelly. Christie would you hand me that other piece of bread. Christie: (Hands piece of bread) Person from the crowd: HEY BABY! WANNA SEE MAH HITS?! Christie: (Blushes gets redder) Eddie: You betta watch yo mouth Hwoarang ya red headed muthafucka Hwoarang: Aight! Ill watch mah mouth, (looks at Christie) for you * winks * Eddie: * Gets butcher night then lets go * Well lets get back to da dish yuz get a spoonful of jelly now I like grape and ya smear it on the corna of da bread (smear grape jelly on bread) and spread it round like so. Now as recommendation ya shouldnt put da peanut butta and jellay on da same piece an put em together cuz then it get all lopside an welln e ways now wha chu do is put the both slices together. And nows yo gotz a peanut butta and jellay sandwich. Christie: Theres also plain peanut butter, plain jelly sandwiches, and a regular sandwich. * shows a plate of regular sandwich* Hwoarang: Can you make me one honey? Christie: * giggles * Well come over here Ill show ya. Eddy: Aight that's it! * grabbed butcher knife and runs and grabs red headed guy by the hairs* Aight peeps I fiss about to make me some chicken gumbo! And da way you kiell chicken is by choppin its head off and lettin it run till its outta blood now check dis shit out! Hwoarang: Dude! Come on! I was just kiddin man! Okay Ill admit I was flirting * Eddy raises butcher* (Hwoarang sheirks like a scurred lil biatch) Christe: Stop it! * tries grab butcher knife 4rm Eddy* Its a miracle that they let you on after Marshall got all soused out! Eddy: The only reason were on its cuz we black now back to makin some gumbo! Christie: What are u smokin'?! Hwoarang: MOTA! kisses Christie Christie: Oh fuck no! start hitting Hwoarang Crowd: HIT DAT BIATCH! HIT DAT BIATCH! Ooohhh!!! someone from crowd: Ey! They gotz a whole mess of cookin sheit a raid breaks out chaos is in effect stand by screen shown again Jun as Miss Cleo commercial "Hello my friends. Call me now for your free readings. See, what my client's have to say for Jun's psychic service" "Okay, i just been through a bad break up.Can you see if i find true love in the future?"asked a Caller. "Yes. Just let me see what the magic stones have to say" Jun said in a strangely Jamaican accent and she's wearing a turban with inscent in all around her. She then starts shaking this little suede bag. "Uh..are those runes or something?" asked the Caller. "Oh no Child. These are magic dominoes gotten from a old Haiti voodoo priest who died while gambling. They're very powerful. Oh..i'm getting something" said Jun as she threw the dominoes on the table. "What?" asked the Caller. "I see the guy you broke up with had a child...with your mother. He's definitely not the guy for you Honey" Jun laughed. "But i see a man" said Jun rubbing her temples. "What does he look like?" asked the Caller excitedly "He looka like a man. Hope that helps Honey. NEXT!" said Jun. "Hi will...i ever win this tournament. I've been participating in it all my life. And i always come close to winning it. Will i ever win it OFFICIALLY so i can brag to all my friends?" asked the Caller. "Paul---" said Jun until cutoff by the Caller. "Uh, my name is not Paul. Its....um...Yeah alright its me" said the Caller. "Well, let me do a voodoo spell and see what your future lies ahead" said Jun as she got out some pigs feet and a bucket of KFC. She then ate the meat. And lighted up some inscent while twirling the pigs feet and chicken bones in front of the burning inscent. "Paul. Your future is very...interesting" said Jun "Yeah. What is it?" said Paul eagerly "You have a son. His name is Steve. Seems you and Nina had a one night stand when you kept buying her drinks before she went to cryo sleep. Don't let me take ya to Child Care Services, Mon. Oh and your question. Sorry, bay-bah. But not until Tekken 6 when you'll have a new move called. "Burning Acid heartburn fist of death" said Jun. "Oh my God. I have a son...." said Paul in shock as he hung up. "Yes Paul. If only you knew it was a redneck called Steve Austin. Anywayz, call me now for your , so ya won't have to worry if you gonna live tomorrow." said Jun. Kaz and Bruce Irving in a Judge Judy parody "All rise. The honorable Judge Kazuya is making his appearance" says Bruce. No one listens cause there still talking. "I said get ya lazy asses up" shouts Bruce Kazuya comes out of the Judge Chambers where a bunch of girls are grabbing him "Let go me ya bitches. I'll be back to..." he then notices everyone is looking at him. "WHAT? I can't have no ladies in my quarters" says Kazuya as he takes his seat and adjusting his judge robe. "Case Number 12345. In the matter of Law vs. Phoenix" says Bruce reading from a clipboard. Marshall and Paul come in. Marshall takes Plaintiff side with Forest right besides him. And Paul takes teh Defendent's side with Lee right behind him. "Okay, let me hear it cause i have better things to do" says Kazuya with an uninterested look. "Well, um...uh..Your Honor...uh Judge Kazuya. I have these receipts proving that Mr. Paul Phoenix has mooch off of me and my son Forest for way too long. So, i'm demanding he pay back all his debts" said Marshall. Hmm...i wonder if Jun is wearing that sexay lingerie tonight, thought Kazuya as he was daydreaming. "Ahem, HELLO?" said Marshall. "What? Yeah, yeah. You wanna sue this trailer park trash. Okay, let me see the receipts" said Kazuya rolling his eyes. "Hey! I take offense from that" said Paul. "Did i tell you to speak?" said Kazuya with a threatening glance. "No. But--" said Paul until he got cutoff. "That's right. So shut your mouth. Don't speak when i'm speaking or when you're are not spoken to. Okay, you got me pissed. These are the rules in my fucking court. 1. Don't prove me wrong cause i'm always right. 2. If you speak back to me once i'll just send my Enforcer Bruce to knee your crotch. 3. Get me pissed off enough. Well, let's just say you're gonna get Bastard Kicked instead of Bitch kick okay" said Kazuya "What! You're a Judge you can't just commit act of violence against people" said Paul shaking his head. "You know what. Bruce go stand behind Mr. Phoenix. Now Phoenix if you look back Bruce will kick the living shit outta ya. Ya hear?" said Kazuya. Paul was about to look back at Bruce behind him. "Don't look back now" said Kazuya. Kazuya looked over the receipts. "What a load of crap ya wasted your Mr. Law's money on Mr. Phoenix. I'd at least rent a prostitute or something considering that by your looks no woman would look at you in bed with them" said Kazuya. Paul mouth was wide open in shock. "Hell'z whore's pay me to do them" laughed Kazuya. Bruce laughed also. Paul was looked back and got punch square in the face. "Hey may i speak for Paul now?" asked Lee. "No. Now sit your gimpy ass down" said Kazuya. "I didnt' spend none of Marshall's or Forest's money. It was all a gift" stated Paul. "You expect me to believe that. Not even in my dumbest day are you smarter then me Mr. Phoenix. Bruce will you give this son of a hobo some doe?" asked Kazuya. "Nope" said Bruce simply. "Thought so" said Kazuya. "Mr. Law i award you the $5,000 Mr. Phoenix need to give you. And also...i don't like you Phoenix so by the Prime Minister of Japan...Death sentence for you" laughed Kazuya evily. "Man, you're insane. You're some kind of Devil ain't ya" said Paul as a bunch of officers came and handcuffed him. "I won't tell if you won't" said Kazuya with a evil grin. Next case. Mishima vs Kazama step forward" said Bruce. "I'm here to say that Heihachi Mishima attempted to kill me. So, since i'm your son, DAD! I'm the true CEO of the Mishima Zaibatsu" said Jin. "I only have to say 6 words. Death sentence to both of you" said Kazuya. "Yeah, what he said" Bruce exclaimed as he had no idea what Kazuya was talking about. "But Dad, i'm your son" said Jin. "Uh...not until i have a DNA test...so um...get the hell away from me" said Kazuya. "But you still see my mom" said Jin. ".....I'm out. Later'z" said Kazuya as he ran into the Judge Chambers with his groupies Later on both Jin, Heihachi and Paul were sentence to watch the Tekken anime for life. Later on Jin shot himself with Heihachi's gun cause he knew he was the youngest and couldn't stand that he wasn't in the anime until he made a fatal mistake cause he was until the last few minutes. And Heihachi was in shock and was brain dead a few minutes after the opening scene. Paul...well...Paul got Bastard Kick by Kazuya anyway. This Old Rifle with Nina Williams (A parody of This Old House with Bob Vila, remember that show?) "Hi, welcome to This Old Rifle. I'm Nina Williams. Today, we're going to build a weapon of mass destruction today. What do ya say? You don't have enough money for a weapon that would make you the talk of the town? Well, i have a cheap way to do it and Chicks really dig this and also Honeyz to. So, you'll be getting some action tonight if you have the bad-ass weapons "Now i've killed countless Political people with these kind of weapons. But half the price. Like i was once going to be a secret agent for Scotland Yard but i guess not cause they said i was too insane...uh..anyway, enough about me. Besides, they just couldn't handle my innovative mind" says Nina looking over her shoulder a bit paranoid. "Now we're going to do a nice gun that will do permenant brain damage to a person from 100 yards away. All you need for the bullets are Bazooka Joe gum. I know you're saying WHAT in the hell--believe me folks this is a deadly weapon. They call it 'Bazooka" for a reason.Only thing is don't chew it cause they will analyze it. I suggest pounding it to not make it hard, you know, to give the victim an agonizing slow death. And just for decorative reasons you can put the name of the person you're going to kill. Ya know, i have a bullet with your name on it" laughed Nina psychotically. "First we get some cut can lids for extra attacks on the side of the gun. And then we put some Bazooka Joe gum inside it. Now, put some rubberbands around the can lids and stretch it to your handle. Well, i made this homemade gun out of baby eagle bones and wood. Mama bird was pissed off but not right before i shot her ass down. Too bad i'm wanted, since it was a freaking Eagle. But, oh well, endangered species my ass" said Nina. "Now, all you have to do to give it a bit of fanciness is to put it some Chinese made firecracker powder in it. I call it Genie" Nina then cocks the homemade gun. "Okay, now i have a volunteer who kindly join in to make sure this thing works. Which i know it will anyway. Thank you Anna" said Nina. "Nina we're sisters for God's sake. Blood is thicker then water. Don't do this" said Anna tied around a tree trunk. "Now don't squirm it'll make me hit an artery or something. And blood is not thicker then gun powder. So..gun powder wins" said Nina as she aimed the gun at Anna's head. "Nina...don't" cried Anna. "Can you shut up. Damnit. I wish Mom aborted you when she was pregnant with your slutty ass. Now, squirm if ya like" said Nina as she shot the gun. Anna was hit in the forehead and her eyes rolled toward her head. "Oops, my bad. I was aiming for the chest. Anywayz, be sure to tune in next time when i introduce a highly classified magnum from the Russian military. But made with Barbie legs and baby food as acid bullets. See ya" said Nina as she cut the rubberbands in with her nail thumb and send the two can lids flying towards Anna's chest. "STRIIIKE!"shouted Nina. Julia Beauty Salon Commercial A commercial comes up with Julia dressed like one of those stuck-up Latina girls. Ya know, the one with different lipliner then the rest of the lipstick, wearing big earrings, and weave with blonde or auburn streaks, and the long fingernails with designs on them. "Wazzup everybody'z. I've come here'z today to tell you about my magnificant new beauty salon called Pretty Wonderful Julia Salon. See, in Pretty Wonderful Julia Salon, with my expertise in doing the hair and make-up to many celebrity's like...um..like my Barbie head here" said Julia as she took out her Barbie Head which had glitter and tons of makeup and big earrings on. "Ain't she bootiful. Well, if you visit my salon i guarantee you can look just like my dear Barbie head. I also have clients who went through dramatic changes in there appearance. Like for example, this cutey little girl here" says Julia. The camera then shoots to a little girl eating a lollipop and she has cute little curls on her hair and a cute little girl dress. "But after my Pretty Wonderful makeover. She went from that. To this" says Julia. The camera then shows the little girl dressed like a miniature version of what Christina Aguilera had on when she was in the Moulin Rouge video. "Now i told the little girl. Yo, who'z do you want to look like? She said 'I want to look like Christina Aguilera' So, i of course gave her my wish. And now she looks like Christina in that slutty as hell video" said Julia smiling showing her gold teeth. "Oh but Pretty Wonderful Julia Salon is not only for Chicks. Its also the the Dicks to. See, we gave this nerd here" said Julia. The camera then shoots to a nerd with glasses and skinny with bad skin. "But after visiting my shop. He came out looking like every woman's fantasy. At least my fantasy. He looks just like my husband" laughed Julia. Then camera then shoots to the nerd who now is wearing a headband and has red hair and is wearing Fubu clothes and has a gold chain. "I call it my Hwoarang-look" said Julia blushing. "Anywayz, my salon is located near the car that's burnt up. And across from the crackhouse on To-Do-Or-Die Street. Also, if you get lost. Don't worry, Hobo Heihachi will tell ya the directions right to my Pretty Wonderful Salon. Well, hope'z to see ya here. Oh my God! I'm on TV. First i want to send a shoutout to my Baby Daddy Hwoarang. I miss you baby and..." said Julia going on and jumping up and down for joy.