Location: A club

Wicked: *Taps microphone* is this thing on???

Background voice: Cant you hear yourself stupid!

Wicked: Shut the hell up!

Kazuya: Hey! Wheres Tekk???

Hwoarang: Wheres my band?

*Cellar door pounding *: Let us out!!!

Nina: What was that?

Wicked: *shifty eyes and a big grin* nothing *opens door really quickly and throws in a knock out gas canister slams door* N e way on with events! So hows everyone!

Everyone: Umph!

Wicked: Oh yeah, I forgot to mention our judges Nina

Nina: *shoots in the air*

Everyone except Nina: O_O;

Wicked: Kazuya

Kazuya: *glares*

Wicked: And last but not least Bryan

Bryan: How you doin? *does dynamite hand gestures you know like the bartender on Love Boat..*

Jin: The only reason you made them judges is bcuz theyre your favourites!

Wicked: Youre just jealous bcuz you always expect to get picked

Kazuya: That is so true

Jin: Its not

Wicked: Yes it is

Jin: Its not!

Nina: Uh, could we get on with the singing?

Wicked: *nods* Of course! Now Lee you got that bucket of bolts programmed to play cds?

Lee: Eh?

Wicked: Never mind thank god for boom boxes Okay, now tonight we have...*looks at the list * Tiger and Eddy singing Kool and the Gangs Ladies Night you guys ready.

Tiger: Hold up! Give us a minute to warm up!

Wicked: ^^ okay sure thing! While there doing that we have free tortilla chips and salsa courtesy of King

*applause *

King: *bows down * thank you

Wicked: And since Im the hostess of this evening free soda for everyone

Paul: Wheres the beer!

Wicked: No alcoholic drinks!

Paul: You stink!

Wicked: What! You stink too!

Paul: No I dont

Wicked: Nina

Paul: Okay! Okay! Im sorry!

Wicked: :D thats better!

Tiger: Aight! We ready!

Wicked: Judges get ready!

Kazuya: Oh, damn here we go

Tekk: (staggering out from cellar) whoa man, heavy vibes (starts floating and blabbing on about Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds)

Hwo: ...don't look at me! I didn't do it!

Tiger: Hey! Let me sing you turkeys!

Paul: (pops up from nowhere, advertises 'Disco Stu' on his jacket in rhinestones and then sits back down)

Law: Who's Disco Stu?

Paul: Meh, I originally wanted to put 'Disco Stud', but I ran outta rhinestones

Tiger: EX-Cuuuuse ME! People!

Tekk: (slurred, slumped on Lee) I love you man

Lee: ...I know

Tekk: No, really, I love you man

Lee: ...I know

Tekk: Nuh yur don't man..-Hey! a Jelly Baby! (leaps at it)

Jin: What kinda gas did ya use there Wicked? Tekk's more spaced out then...erm....er-

Kazuya: (getting pissed off) SHUT THE F**K UP!

Jun: KAZUYA! Language! There are children watching this!

Kazuya: Sorry, sorry

Bryan: Man, you so whipped, gehahaha-OW!

Wicked: Eh? Huh! How did he get out! I had a lock and everything! Oh and by the way..I mixed the gases out turns out this is special gas *coughs*

Tiger: *whispers something into Wicked ear *

Wicked: Oh..okay instead of Tiger and Eddie performing Ladies night they be performing Breathe and stop by Q-tip

Tekk: *Goes up to King* hey pretty lady :*)

Wicked: Er...can somebody take care of him?

Jun: Come on *makes Tekk sit down*

Tekk: But I wanna talk to the pretty lady

King: *raises eyebrow * lady?

Craig: Course he was talking about you!

King: Man shut up!

Tekk: Man, It luminates!

Jun: ?

Hwo: Hey! Stop screwing up my quotes @$$w!pe!

Tekk: Hey, it's Brittany Spears!

Hwo: .....huh?

Wicked: Oui Vey! (grabs Tekk and locks him in a room with Hwo's band, Mon-Day)

(In the room)

Snotrag (drummer of Mon-Day): Ah, you're back man, say, want some of this stuff I found?

Tekk: What is it? 

Snotrag: I dunno, it says 'Hershey Kiss' on it

Haemmorhoid (bassist of Mon-Day): Y'know dudes, I think it's chocolate!

Guitar Bloke (guitarist obviously of Mon-Day): KICK-ASS! (faints)

(Back in the club)

Tiger: (reading lyrics) la-de-da-de-da...Breathe & Stop...blah blah blah

Distant voice: Your mike's on

Tiger: Huh? Damn! Turn the mike off!

Eddy: Ok (talking to a guy called Mike) Baseball, cold showers, Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day

Mike: Ew! I'll never have a-

Wicked: Jeez! Shut up all of you!

Tekk: (runs out) Let me try. *ahem* (holding a machinegun) SHUT YOUR DAMN TRAPS BEFORE I BLAST THEM OFF!!!!

(Everyone shut ups)

Wicked: Thank you Tekk (throws him back into the room) Okay I don't have all day so start singing *starts music*

Tiger: Uh uh fo real uh uh ghetto

Eddy: Come on, breath and stop

Tiger and Eddy: Brethe and stop fo real and gimme what you got just uh breathe and stop...*keep on singing *

Nina: Not bad better than their damn dj thing

Bryan: Yeah.

Wicked: *has dreamy face*

Ling: What's with you?

Wicked: *sighs* Oh nothing... :*)

Ling: You got a crush on someone?

Wicked: EH? NO! *smacks Ling* What kind of a sicko would I be! *eats a tortilla chip*

Ling: Well sorry!

Bo..I mean Hwoarang: Pst. Hey got any special brownies?

Wicked: Not for you.

Nina: Where's Kazuya?

Kazuya: *does ssh is sneaking up behind Wicked *

Nina: *giggles*

Kazuya: YEE-HAA!

Wicked: *Jumps through the roof*

*everything stops*

Kazuya: What?

Tiger: Hey! I'm tryin' ta sing mah rap song heyah!

Kazuya: You do Q-Tip shame with your 1970's cheesiness! TWAH! (EWGF's Tiger off the stage)

Tiger: *dazed* #That's the way, ah-hah ah-hah, I like it, ah-hah a-haaaaah (unconscious)

Wicked: KAZUYA!

Kazuya: What?

WWF fan Audience: yey!

Kazuya: Huh?

WWF fan Audience: What?

Kazuya: *shrugs*

WWF fan Audience: What?

Kazuya: (turns into Devil) SHUT THE FU-(spots Jun)-NITZ UP!

(silence)

Nina+Anna: Someone introduce us already!

Wicked: Fine, fine (picky videogame characters) Now it's Nina & Anna performing....'IT'S RAINING MEN'??????? WTF?!?

Nina: It was Anna's idea!

Anna: No it wasn't you skank, you thought it up!

(Another catfight starts)

Paul: Whoo baby!

Marshall: Don't you dare go on a...'pants adventure'

Paul:K O_o??? ...riiiiiight

Hei: Hah! Someone more perverted then I! HAHAHAHAHAA!

Lee: Oh shut up! You're the biggest pervert around! Wearing that diaper around the place. Nobody wants to have your impotent-

Hei: That's rich coming from Mr I'm-Not-Gay-I'm-Just-A-Straight-Man-That-Sleeps-With-Men!

Lee: (smashes Hei with a Lee Stunner) @$$hole!

Wicked: *growls*

Michelle: What's wrong???

Wicked: Why do men dig the WWF so much? I mean its nothing but a soap opera with bad acting and violence...

Michelle: I know what you mean

*both sigh in acknowledgement*

Wicked: Where's Tiger?

Kazuya: Uh...*clears throat* got laryngitis.

Wicked: *raises suspicious eyebrow* right...

PPl from the cellar: Yay!

Wicked: What the hell is going on in there?!?!?! *Opens the door*

Ya'll betta shut up befo I open me a can of wup ass and knock down all of yo punk asses!!!

Ppl 4rm the cellar: ............

Wicked: Jesus I mean...*gets pie thrown at her face* Who the F**k threw that!

*Everyone points at Tekk*

Tekk: Uhhh the devil made me do it....O:) :D

Wicked: Rrrrr *jumps Tekk* I'll throw a pie at your face >: (

King: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Tekk: *gives Wicked a wet willy* Mwhahaha I have the advantage...*gets a pie thrown at his face*

Wicked: Im da master!

Tekk: *Tackles Wicked starts to tickle her*

Wicked: lol, rofl, lmao, Stop! HAHAHAHAyouHAHAHAHAA! Evil dork!

Tekk: Never dork empress!

Anna: I bet 20 on the British guy!

Steve: Me

Anna: :rollzeyes:

Kazuya and Nina: 30 on the Mexican!!!!!!

King: Me?

Nina: *performs blonde bomb on King*

King: X_X

*Everyone crowds around*: GO! GO! GO! Oooh!!! Git er!!! Git em!!!

Jun: *gets through the crowd* *grabs both of the writers by the ear*

Tekk and Wicked: Ow! Ow! Ow! *Stands still*

Jun: Shame on the both of you! All of you!

*Heads bow in shame*

Jun: Now let's all act like civilized ppl and get back to singing!

Tekk: Get back to singing? ok then (clears throat) #I see a little silhouette of a man. Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the fandango?#

Tekk+Steve: #Thunderbolt & Lightning! Very very frightening me!#

Wicked: Man, are all you British such dorks?

Tekk: Not as much as you, dork empress (sticks out tounge)

Wicked: That's it! (grabs Tekk and throws him through a table)

Michelle: Hey, whatever happened to WWF being bad acting and violence?

Wicked: My beatdown's are real

Michelle: Ah

Nina: Can we get singing already?

Wicked: Ah, sure sure

Tekk: *dazed* #yoooooou make me feel........miiiiihiiiiighty real#

Nina: (clears throat) #I-#

(Hwoarang crashes through the wall, jumps on stage and twangs his guitar really loud)

Kazuya: (monotously) ow, my ears

Wang: Eh?

Hei: My words exactly, old fart

Wang: 'Pie birds exactly, I'm smart'?

Hei: Deaf dunderhead!

Hwo: #whoaaaaaaaaa, whoa whoa sweet child o'mine!#

(Anna grabs Hwo)

Anna: You long-haired loon! You ruined our performance! (throws Hwo into the audience, then picks up guitar and smashes it over Nina's head)

Nina: OW! dammit!

Wicked: Anna, don't make me bitchslap you!

Tekk: (whispers something to Wicked)

Wicked: Uh huh..well Bob quit playing with that!!!

Hwoarang: Dude it's just hallucination gas! Uh-oh *throw can a Tekk*

Tekk: Huh? * Explodes in his face * Whoo! I'm the king of the world!!!

Wicked: Ugh that's sooo 1999

*Pizza man walks in*: Aight I gotta da motha of all pizzas right heea

Paul: Yes! Whats the total my man?

Pizza man: Uh..lets see 30 dollas

Paul: *hands money and takes pizza*

Wicked: Pizza! *tries to grab a slice *

Paul: *slaps her hand * hands off brat

Wicked: Hey Nina!

Nina: What?

Wicked: *points at Paul * :D

Nina: Hehehee thanks!  >:D *gets ready to beat him up*

Paul: Oh all right Jesus kid! *Hands her a slice *

Wicked: Thanks! Hey everyone Paul gotz some Pizza!

Tekk: *Still dazed* #Im singing in the rain!!!!!!!#

Wicked: *puts down her slice * Yo! Kazuya got a mallet?

Kazuya: *Munchin on a piece of pizza* Um-hmm *hands her the mallet*

Wicked: Thanks..hey didnt you ask Paul for a slice?

Kazuya: Apparently I was going to but then again it was easier locking him in the cellar, so then nobody has to ask.

Wicked: In an odd way that does sound right..okay where was I oh yeah hee hee Tekk, here boy! *Whistles* Suey! Suey! There you are!

Tekk: *is singing on stage * #Dont stop till you get enough! Come on!#

Bryan: *finishing 3rd slice* Hey hes pretty good

Lei: Yeah guess so..*Finishes his last soda * *belches*

Wicked: *is behind Tekk ready to knock him out * Hey what did I say about that!!!

Tekk: *sees mallet* Uh-oh *starts to run*

Wicked: Hey get back here! *Starts to run after him taking mad swings at him*

Tekk: Run, run, run as fast as you can you cant catch me Im the*Slams into a door*

Wicked: Kodak moment right there! *Starts to drag out a knocked out Tekk * N e one else wanna sing!

Ling: Me! Me! Me!

Tekk: *starry eyes* You're a meanie *points at Wicked*

Wicked: Im not mean, Im fair so deal with it

Jin: More like communist fair

Wicked: *grabs the mallet* If I can knock him out what makes you think I cant knock you out

Jin: Well maybe bcuz I know karate yeah so *sticks out tongue*

Wicked: Sure you know karate but can you handle yo momma? *Waits for an answer* yeah thats what a thought!

Jin: shes such a

Ling: *has microphone* Okay everyone Im going to sing a little song called Brackish by Kittie and Julia, Christie, and whats her name Nina are going to help me!

Named girls: What!

Ling: Yeah like totally! I like borrowed some band equipment from the guys from Bobs band so like yeah! *Giggles*

Wicked: Okay...I guess that acceptable dont you think oh yeah still dazed?

Tekk: #Soooooommmmmeeeeeee daaaaaaayyyyyyy alooooooonnggg the yellow raaaaaiiiinnnn booooowwwwww#

Wicked: * sighs * just one of those days.

Ling: (about to sing when nothing happens) Hey! Who turned off the microphone

Hwo+Snotrag+Haemorrhoid+Guitar Bloke: (chuckling like 5 year olds)

Tekk: (in posh Brit accent) Really, that's so immature-Hey! (has an idea and runs backstage)

Wicked: Oh no. Kazuya, hand me the taser

Kazuya: ....I haven't got a taser

Wicked: That's ok, I'll use your arm (grabs Kazuya and drags him away)

Kazuya: hey! Leggo of me! Crazy girl! (gets sprayed by the hallucinogenic gas) woooo-weeeee!

Wicked: (muttering curses about heavy Japanese guys)

(suddenly, a few old rock bars start playing)

Paul: (munching on pizza) say, Forest

Forest: (eating pizza too) yep? (munch)

Paul: (chomp) what's that tune playing?

Forest: Some old Guns N Roses song-hey! Who stole the pizza?

Hwo+his band: (chuckling) suckers (chuckling again)

(Tekk appears on stage dressed like Axl Rose, doing the Axl dance)

Wicked: Tekk! You crazy-ass dork-master! Get down from there!

Tekk: #Noooooooowhooooooaaaanooooo, dork empress o'mine#

Wicked: (aims Kazuya's arm) hey! stay still

Kazuya: #Ceeeeelebrate good times, c'mon! let's celebrate#

Ling: Never thought Kazuya sounded so good at singing

Jin: (staring at Ling, then looks away) Who is this woman?

Tekk: #She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rain. I'd hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of pain Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place where as a child I'd hide and pray for the thunder and the rain to quietly pass me by#

Wicked: There we go, and...(Kazuya's arm blasts electricity at Tekk)

Tekk: #Whoaa-(blast hits)-ooooaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA!# (faints, frazzled and fried)

Wicked: Maybe I should've used Jin instead

Jin: O_o?

Unknown: Is there a doctor in the house?

Dr Boskonovitch: I'm a doctor!

Dr Abel: So am I!

Dr Boskonovitch (Dr B for sanity's sake): Hey! I said it first!

Dr Abel: No you didn't!

Dr B: Yes I did! (they both fight)

Heihachi: Look at those two old codgers fight! You'd never get me fighting an old man

Wang: eh?

Heihachi: Grr! (beats up Wang) I SAID I'D NEVER HIT AN-oh bugger! (covering himself up) who stole my traditional undergarment?

Hwo+band: (chuckling madly like hyena's)

Anna: Oh god! (just got a flash of Hei's 'pink Cadillac' so to speak) I think I've gone blind!

Nina: Bet your customers have heard that before!

Anna: Whatever you loose slut!

Nina: What did you call me bitch?

Anna: I said-Agh! (tackled by Nina, who slaps her around)

Wicked: (getting really really angry, turning red)

Paul: (munch) Forest, I think we need to hide

Forest: Quick! there's a table! (Paul and Forest leap behind table)

Jin: (rushes to the doorway and stand in it)

Unknown: (dragging an unconscious Tekk backstage) Jeez! 6ft 2 and 15 stone, goddamn you're heavy!

(everyone else hides where possible)

Heihachi: Huh? hey! No hiding places (looks back at Wicked) Oh shi-

(scene cuts to a lovely mountain side view with birds chirping softly, guys in lederhosen yodelling for no apparent reason and some children fishing, interrupted by a loud bang)

Kid1: Was ist das?

Kid2: Eine 'bang!'. nein problem

Kid1: Oh (back to fishing)

(back to our club. With a big burnt patch around Wicked and a toasted and unconscious Heihachi)

Paul: (popping up behind table) Good thing we hid Forest

Forest: (pops up) yeah (gets smacked by a flying pizza box)

Hwo+Band: (giggling)

Wicked: (turns to the giggling 4some)

King: hehe, '4so-'

Craig: NOT NOW KING!

Hwo+Band: (giggling stops) ehe...heh...heh.

Wicked: (looking down on the 4 with glowing red eyes, bit like Evil Ryu)

Hwo: Erm....hello?

Wicked: *with eyes of hell fire but has a really sweet voice* you know what I do to ppl who ruin things for me???

The 4: eep..

Wicked: *still w/ a sweet voice* I use a very powerful tool not a mallet, nor a tasor, and no not even my shiny sickle would you like to know what it is?

Hwo+Band: No...

Wicked: *twitches* Mwhahahahaa! It's called humiliation! And do you know what I have planed for all four of you?!?!?!

Nina: Damn she's good.

Kazuya: You said it that's one crazy b...

Jun: You better not finish that last word

Hwoarang: I'm not scared of you!!! I know TKD why should I be scared of some 5'2 chick!

King: I'd watch your mouth if I were you!

Heihachi: Yeah, she just pulled a Carrie even I know not to mess with that kinda of stuff

Hwoarang: Blah blah blah! You're nothing but a puny short punk *poked Wicked when saying each word*

Bryan: Oh sh*t!!!

Anna: What's up with you?

Bryan: Do you know what happens when she gets poked?!?!

Anna: ?

Bryan: She goes psycho damn it! Bizerk!

Wicked: *takes in a deep breath* Control..he's not worth it I'm better than him.. calm down..

Devil: *whispering in her ear* Do it! Do it! Give him the treatment!

Kazuya: The hell are you doing here!

Devil: Well duh! Influencing evil behavior!

Wicked: Will you both shut up!!! *Eyes flare red again* Hwoarang for ruining the singing contest you and your band will..*Laughs evilly*

Tekk: Hey I'm up again!!!

Wicked: You idiot you will pay for ruining the climax!

Jun: Take it easy punish one at a time

Wicked: Yeah okay, I'll deal with you later now you fools prepare to receive your punishment!!!!! *Turns to Anna* hey got your make up bag?

Anna: Yeah here *hands her the make up bag*

Wicked: Damn you got the whole Revlon factory all up in here

Nina: *Giggles*

Anna: Shut the hell up bitch at least I don't have eyeliner gunk!

Wicked: Shut up both of you! *Gets back to judgment*  all tekken chicks step up! *All girls step up*

Wicked: Prepare to give these four clowns a make over!!!!  

Hwo+Band: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wicked: Mascara and all!!!!!!!!

Tekken guys: Oh!!!

Bryan: Oh man! That's harsh!

Paul: Only one word can describe that shit brutal.

Marshall: Yeah.

Wicked: Now don't move this may feel girly!

*Ling, Julia, Michelle, Christie, and Nina have lipsticks in their hands*

Wicked: Ready aim! Woman-a-fy!

Hwo+Band: *screams of torture*

Ling: What colour did you choose on Hwoarang?

Christie: Pina colada

 Ling: Good choice

Jin: I can't look this is too graphic

Wicked: On with the blush! Moulin Rouge style!

Tekk: Oh the humanity!

Hwo: (crying) please God! Shoot me in the head!

God: (appears, frying Devil in the process) I can arrange that!

Hwo: Not literally!

God: Oh, darn it (goes back up to heaven)

Devil: (burnt) I hate it when God does his light-show appearance. It's too holy!

Angel: #aaaaaaaahhhaaaaaahhaaaaaahaaaaahaaaaaa

aaalrighty then#

Snotrag: Oh the pain!

Haemorrhoid: Oh the torture!

Guitar Bloke: Hmm, I prefer a shade of dark red...

Snotrag+Haemorrhoid: (look at Guitar Bloke strangely)

Guitar Bloke: Oh, I mean, Oh the torment!

Christie: (looks up some dark red)

Ling: Does this blusher look ok?

Anna: hmm, it's kool

Nina: Better be, your whole face is made of make-up

Anna: Isn't that like the kettle calling the coffee pot black? We all know you have hair dye!

Nina: huh?

Anna: Nope, guess you're a real blonde, being all dumb like that!

Nina: grrrr  

Wicked: Don't make me bitchslap you both!

Nina+Anna: (relents) fine

Wicked: And YOU! (pointing at Tekk) you ruined my climax

Tekk: .......oh? O_o?

Wicked: So I'll deal with you personally >:)

Tekk: .....should we really in front of all these people? ;D

Wicked:  What are you implying????

Tekk: er, um, er, oh bugger! (runs, with Wicked chasing him with a hammer & sickle)

Paul: um...has she gone Communist now?

Wicked: Watch your ass Pauly!

Paul: O_O!!!

Forrest: You've been told!

Paul: shut up

Tekk: Oh King! Help me! She's gone Norma Bates on me!

King: Norma?

Tekk: Well, she's a she, so yes Norma! Ever seen a girl called Norman?

King: well once, when I took a trip to Guadalajara-

Tekk: Oy vey!

Wicked: Don't think of ripping me off either!

Kazuya: ....that sounded freaky

Jin: (chuckling)

Wicked: (claps twice) Make-Up!

(Nina, Anna, Julia Ling & Christie lunge themselves at Jin & Kazuya and make them look like Japanese Ru Paul's)

Kazuya: Oh HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!

Jin: Ling! How could you?

Ling: Very easily

Hwo: It's not too bad, you can always washed it off

Kazuya: (removing padding from chest) what the hell are these supposed to emulate?

Lee: Oh stop moaning! I'm trying to ask someone out! (Talking to a dolled-up Guitar Bloke) So, are ya free tonight?

Guitar Bloke: (acting all feminine and coy) oh you! (Giggles) sure, I'm free tonight

Tekk: Erm, Lee? that's not a wo-

Lee: Hey Look! Coca Cola!

Tekk: Wahey! (runs after coca cola)

Wicked: (stressed) and now, the next performance (and please God! let it work!) It's a song about a lumberjack by Heihachi and some mounties

Heihachi: (ahem) #Ohhhhhh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok, I sleep all night and I work all day!#

Mounties: #He's a lumberjack and he's ok, he sleeps all night and he works all day#

Heihachi: #I cut down trees, I saw and saw, I go to the lava-tree! and on wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea!#

Mounties: #He cuts down trees, he saws and saws, he goes to the lava-tree! and on wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea. He's a lumberjack and he's ok, he sleeps all night and he works all day#

Heihachi: #I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars!#

Mounties: #He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, he likes to press wild flowers. he puts on women's clothing and hang around in bars O_o??? He's a lumberjack and he's ok, he sleeps all night and he works all day#

Heihachi: #I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra. I wish I were a girlie, just like my deeaar mama!#

Mounties: #He cuts down trees, he wear high heels? suspenders? a bra? wait, wants to be a girlie? (all leave, disgusted)

Heihachi: (left embarrassed onstage)

(in the burnt and empty club)

Wicked: *is drinking cinnamon tea* You know this isn't so bad

Nina: Yeah I kind like this but I can't believe you didn't let it go

Wicked: Yeah I was kind p'od but know this does seem right *takes sip*

Jun: *giggles* I've never seen such a site

Ling: Yeah, I say weve done a pretty good job

Julia: Yep

Michelle: Um-hmm

Christie: It brought out the make up designer in me

Anna: Well just shows a little make up can do a lot  

Wicked: Okay now boys the ladies spring edition!

Hwoarang: We are not modeling any more chick clothing!

Wicked: Well fine be that way everyone left any way!

Tekk: Well, I managed to get the mascara and lipstick off, but the blusher's gonna need work

Kazuya: grrr

Tekk: Anyway, you guys, I'm off. Gotta shackle Unknown to the wall and get ji-I mean, go home and relax

Wicked+everyone else left in the place: O_o?

Unknown: Huh? What are you talking about?

Tekk: Oh nothing, may I offer you a ride?

Unknown: erm, ok sure

Tekk: Kool

Guitar Bloke: Lee! Aren't you coming?

Lee: I'm here, now let's go

Snotrag: GB! What are you doing?

Guitar Bloke: Don't wait up! (leaves with Lee)

Hwo: Hey Haemorrhoid, Snotrag! Wanna make a home movie version of The Crying Game?

Haemorrhoid: I have the camera!

Hwo: Sorted! Now let's follow them quick before they go out of sight! (run out of the arena)

(everyone else leaves, apart from Wicked and Kazuya)

Wicked: well, that's our ruined show done

Kazuya: (wipping blusher off face)

Wicked: well, anyway, guess I'll be seeing ya around

Kazuya: ....yeah...

Wicked: .....*coughs*...

Kazuya: .....

(Wicked & Kazuya kiss like in those romance movies)

N'Sync: #Every little thing I do...#

Wicked: (wakes up, sitting sharply upright in bed) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHH

HHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tekk: (in the next room) Hey! Shut up in there! I'm trying ta sleep here! (goes back to playing Gameboy) gonna fall asleep soon...hopefully

Unknown: Oh, give it up! Just stay up

Tekk: Ok, how about a-zzzzzzzz

Unknown: *sighs* men!

End, Fin'e, Fin, etc