Wicked: *snoring with head down*

Kazuya: Wake up ::pokes Wicked::

Wicked: *says sleepily* five more minutes ma I promise I'll get up this time..

Kazuya: I SAID WAKE UP DAMN IT!!!!! >: /

Wicked: HUH! O_O; ::wipes drool off:: oh right what are we here for *yawns* again

Kazuya: Were here to hold casting sessions for your dumb "novella"

Wicked: HEY! This novella isn't going to be dumb.

Kazuya: Whatever *rolls eyes*

Wicked: Isn't that Jin's line?

Kazuya: Let's just get on with it.

Wicked: All righty then who do we have?

Kazuya: *Looks at list* Well we got Michelle, Lee, Jin, Julia, Ling, Hwoarang, Bryan, Lei, Christie, Steve, Craig, King, Jun, Nina, Anna, Paul, Forest, and Heihachi. Why did you put that old ass fossil here!

Wicked: Well I need someone who's a really evil.

Kazuya: *glares at Wicked* Aren't I evil enough?

Wicked: Well

Kazuya: WHAT! ! ! *eyes flashing red lighting crackling around fist*

Wicked: ^_^; Uh! Michelle Chang please step up to the stage..

Michelle: *steps up* Can you give me a few seconds to warm up?

Wicked: Sure! You're auditioning for *looks at her own copy of the page* the maid of the house. Right?

Michelle: Yup

Kazuya: *mumbling inaudible insults and playing with arubix cube*

Wicked: Gimme that! *Throws away arubix cube*

Kazuya: *Flings machete at Wicked*

Wicked: *Dodges* Nice throw you need to work on your aim though

Kazuya: I'll take that in mind

Wicked: Michelle are you ready?

Michelle: Yeah

Wicked: Which scene r u doing?

Michelle: Oh I'm doing the scene where I get fired from my old job

Wicked: Hold on need to get the script where the hell is it? *Start looking around in circles*
Damn it where the? *SMACK!* *script falls her head* OW! How did that happen?!?! *looks at Kazuya*

Kazuya: What? *hallow appears on his head*  *Whistles*

Wicked: *Grabs hallow breaks it in half* How politically incorrect! ! ! Anyways what page is it?

Michelle: Page 18

Wicked: Okay!

Michelle: *does watery eyes* you can't fire me! My mother needs I doctor she's sick! What will I do with out a job! What's going to happen to my mother! *Sobs*

Wicked: Wow! That was great! *Claps* don't you think Kaz *sees him playing game boy advance* Where are getting this stuff! Didn't you watch Michelle perform the scene! *grabs Game boy*

Kazuya: Give that back you brat! *grabs hold of Game boy*

Wicked: No *pulls back*

Kazuya: Yes *tug of war is in place*

Wicked: You're here for a reason and that's to help me with casting damn it! *Pulls*

Kazuya: Well it's not fair! *pulls really hard and sends Wicked flying across stage w/ game boy*

Wicked: *Sees stars and Planets* Well I hope you're happy you broke the game boy! *shakes off planets and stars*

Michelle: Did I get the part?

Wicked: Shore did!

Michelle: Woo Hoo! *does peace sign*

Wicked: Can you wait back stage please

Michelle: I can do that! *Goes back stage*

Wicked: So who's next?

Kazuya: *hisses out* Heihachi

Wicked: Heihachi Mishima please step up to the stage!

*Heihachi gets on stage*

Wicked: Oh my god! 

Kazuya: *Shudders*

Wicked: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING... THAT! THAT! DIPER!

Heihachi: Its not a diper it's a.

Wicked: I don't give a @#$%! What it is! If you're having bladder problems go to a doctor! And wear something decent for once!

Heihachi: Well at least I'm not FOUR EYED!

Wicked: *eyes twitch* What? Did you say.

Heihachi: I said AT LEAST I'M NOT FOUR EYED!!!

Wicked: LISTEN YOU OLD JACKASS! I'M NEAR SIGHTED DAMNIT! AND ANDI at least II ARGH! I'M SO ANGRY THAT I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING! *gets rosy cheeks*

Kazuya: May I?

Wicked: *nods*

*Kazuya mauls Heihachi*

Wicked: Thank you

Kazuya: You're very much welcome.

Heihachi: *looks really messed up* I'll get you! Both of you!

Kazuya: Shad up *upper cuts Heihachi sends him flying out of the auditorium*

Wicked: Ugh! It was just so horrible *starts sobbing* he made fun of my glasses *takes off glasses tear runs down face*

Kazuya: *Gives Wicked Kleenex* It's okay

Wicked: *Takes Kleenex* Thank you. I justhis butt look like two big Christmas Hams!

Kazuya: Well at least I beat the crap outta him

Wicked: Yeah listen I'm gonna take a little break right now. Can you take over for me just a little bit? While I go to the ladies room and freshen up.

Kazuya: *most innocent tone* Of course! Run along now take a break! Don't you worry about a thing.

Wicked: That's what worries me. *Leaves*

Kazuya: *smiles evily* Heh. heh. Paul Phoenix please step up to the stage!

Wicked: *enters ladies room see Jun* Hey Jun

Jun: Hi Wicked

Wicked: So what part are you auditioning for?

Jun: Well, I'm auditioning for the wife of the evil husband she fits my personality she smart, nice, and caring

Wicked: Yeah I know!

Jun: Aren't supposed to be casting

Wicked: Yeah but I left Kazuya in charge...wait a minute I left KAZUYA IN CHARGE OH MY GOD!!! *runs out of bathroom*

Wicked: *Dodges a flying Bryan* Whoa!

Bryan: *delirious* *frenchy accent* I'm a little girl in a pink too too @_@

Jin: Watch out *tackles Wicked from on coming axe and knife*

Wicked: What the Hell is going on?!?!?!?!!!

Jin: A brawls broken out Duck!

*Both of them ducked a duck*

Wicked: Where's everyone?

Jin: In the ring on the stage!

Wicked: What?!?!?!

Jun: *Comes out of ladies restroom* What's going on?

Jin and Wicked: Duck!

*Another duck come flying towards Jun*

Jun: *Comes over where Wicked and Jin are taking cover* Where's everyone else?

Wicked: in the ring! And I'm going to get to the bottom of this! *In front of the ring and sees everyone beating each other mercilessly* Hey STOP IT! *No one listens* STOP! *Mumbles to herself* I'll never forgive myself for saying this *Takes in deep breath* TEKKEN SUCKS!

*Everyone froze dead silence filled the room and stared at Wicked in disbelief*

Wicked: I'm sorry everyone that I had to go to such extremes to shut the lot of ya'. Now. WHO STARTED THIS!!!!!

Michelle, Lee, Julia, Ling, Hwoarang, Bryan, Lei, Christie, Steve, Craig, King, Nina, Anna, and Forest: *Back away and a beat in up Paul and Kazuya standing alone and pointing at them* they started it!

Wicked: I leave you for one second alone and look what you've done! You ruined my casting session! Do you want to tell me what you did wrong!

Kazuya: Yeah, I got caught.

Wicked: Grrrrrr that's it that's the last straw!!!!!!! *Lunges at Kazuya but Lei grabs Wicked* Lemme at em'!!! Lemme! At Em'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lei: Simmer down now cowgirl!

Wicked: *Breaks away from Lei Yells out battle cry and runs but Craig, Lei, and King hold her down* Damn it let me go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Starts screaming*

Bryan: Whoa! The girls got a screw loose in her head

Steve: Tell me about it

Kazuya: I think she's lost her sanity. *revenge plan in place* she's a threat to everyone she could kill us all

Wicked: The only person I'd kill right now is you! *Says really fast* You Purple-Suit-Worshiping-Egatisical-Conceded-Sneaker-Obessed-PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kazuya: (thinking: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!) *Says calmly* See she just said She would kill me right now.

Paul: Sheesh who wouldn't

Kazuya: *Glares at Paul* Anyway I think its best if we put her in a strait jacket put one of those mouth cases and put her on one of those crazy people gurneys.

Jun: Dear don't you think that's a little too harsh?

Kazuya: Nonsense Jun besides we're doing what's best for her

Wicked: *Still struggling* I swear if anyone doesn't stop this there's going to be some serious ass whoopin'!

Kazuya: Anyone in favor of doing what I proposed say I

Lee, Hwoarang, Bryan, Lei, Steve, Craig, King, Kazuya and Forest: I

Kazuya: All oppose say Nay

Michelle, Julia, Ling, Christie, Nina, Anna, Jun, Jin, and Wicked: Nay!

Forest: It's an even vote!

Christie: No it isn't Paul hasn't voted

Nina: So what's it gonna be broom head I or Nay?

Paul: Well.*takes in deep breath* It's

*Heihachi crashes in auditorium wall with a panzer*

Heihachi: *wearing an army hat* AHAHAHAAAA!!! I SAID I WOULD GET BACK AT YOU AND I'M GOING TO BRING THIS AUDITORIUM DOWN!!! THAT OUTTA TEACH YOU NOT TO MAKE ME THE HEAD VILLAN! YOU FOUR EYE!

Hwoarang: dude what is he wearing?

Lee: *shruders* "The diaper"...

*Everyone ewws in disgust*

Heihachi: When will you all learn? Anyways back to demolishing the auditorium!

Wicked: *breaks away 4rm being hold down* *starts twitching* Hehehehehe so you want to ruin my auditorium ruin my novella sessions more than it already is? Do you?!  Well... let me tell you something ever been chased with a huge sickle?

Heihachi: *thinks* come to think of it no.

Wicked: Well consider this your first time *pulls out huge shiny sickle* *in a psychotic tone* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAA! START RUNNING AHA-HAAA!

Heihachi: *yipped and runs while Wicked it hot on his trail*

Julia: God who lit the fuse on her tamp...

Ling: Don't even finish that line

Nina: And I thought I HAD PMS problems

Jun: Will someone put a stop to this?

Lee: Okay first of all nobody is going to mess with sickle-wielding maniac unless they don't have a fear of dying

*Everyone except Wicked and Heihachi stares at Jin and Kazuya*

Kazuya and Jin: What?

*Heihachi runs to the mens room locks the door*

Heihachi: HAHAA!  You can't get me here!! It's the men's room!

Wicked: *hacks at door sticks her head through the door* HERE'S JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Keeps chopping door down*

Heihachi: *screams like Chris Tucker* HELP ANY ONE!!!  I'M GOING TO MURDER BY A FOUR EYED MANIAC!

Jin: I'm not going to save that ol' fart he shot me in the head for cripes sakes

Kazuya: And lets us not forget when he threw me in the volcano and all of those painful childhood memories

Paul: Then you won't have anyone's ass to kick

Kazuya: Yes I do yours!

Jun: Please, if Wicked goes on a rampage then there won't be a novella and I want to be in that novella please....

Kazuya: All right, come on Jin

Jin: What do you need me for?

Kazuya: Heh heh bait..

Jin: Bait! I don't like that sound of that! O_O;

Wicked: *Still hacking away the last of the door*

Kazuya: Hey Wicked! Jin says that you're glasses are sooo thick that you can see into the future!!

Wicked: *Stop hacking away at the door slowly turns at Jin lifts sickle and runs at Jin*

Jin: *screaming while running* This isn't fair!

*Wicked takes wild swings at Jin*

Kazuya: Anyone got any ideas for trapping the animal???

Nina: Here's net that I have

Lei: Nah that isn't going to work she cut through it with the sickle

Jin: Will you all hurry up! O_O; *starts throwing things to slow Wicked down*

Kazuya: WE'RE GOING AS FAST AS WE CAN!! DAMN IT!!

Jin: * running from Wicked* Listen I know your pissed

Wicked: O_O* *major eye twitch*

Jin: I'm sorry!!!

Wicked: *stops running with sickle* *normal voice* Really?

Jin: ^_^; yeah

Wicked: Oh okay ^^ *chuckle*

Jin: Wha? O_o?

*Everyone dumbfounded*

Anna: Wait a minute just a minute ago you were trying to kill Jin and all it takes to stop you is an apology?

Wicked: *scratches back of her head* Yah weird ain't it? Sorry it's just that I had to blow off some steam. *Sighs* I think we should get back to casting don't you all think so?

Everyone but Heihachi and Wicked: Yeah!

Wicked: And Ah yes diaper man! Get out of my auditorium before I go BUCK WILD ON YOUR ASS AGAIN!

Heihachi: *runs to his panzer and leaves* I'm rich and powerful I can make my own novella

Wicked: Oh Yeah what are you going to have next a fan club that I'll be the day!

Wicked: Well since the wall's been bulldozed and the fact that most of you beat the crap outta each other I think it's a good idea that you all get some rest for tomorrow its that cool with all of you?

Everyone but Kazuya: Woo-Hoo!

Wicked: * smiles * okay then see ya everyone bright and early tomorrow. *Looks at Kazuya * what's wrong with you?

Kazuya: You

Wicked: * Growls *

* next day in auditorium *

Craig: It's soo @#$%ing cold here!

King: Well duh stupid the walls been bulldozed!

Kazuya: Where in the hell is Jun and Wicked.

Everyone except Kazuya: I dunno *shrug*

*Wicked in Jun come in *

Wicked: Hiyeee! Everyone!

Jun: Since it was cold outside we both thought we should bring some cookies and hot chocolate

Wicked: Oh! And Hwoarang I brought in some "special" brownies for you * winks *

Hwoarang: Thanx dudette * winks back *

Jin: What was that all about?

Wicked: Nothing :D here have some hot chocolate, by the way the people who are supposed to fixed the wall where are they?

Jin: I dunno *trying to steal a brownie* 

Paul: Hey! Here they are!

Wicked: Hey there so who long do you think the work will take

Person 1: Hrm I'm a little rusty at walls but I'm a pro at fixing air conditioners.
Person 2: Yup I sure am lets see now I think it'll take us around three days. *Green sword sticks out Bryan sees it *

Bryan: Wicked! *Starts poking her repeatedly * Look! Look!

Wicked: DON'T POKE ME!!! * grabs a cookie and shoves it into Bryan's mouth, Bryan starts munching on it*

Bryan: Mmmm is this a Grandma style cookie *munches* ^^

Person 1 and Person 2: *anime sweat drop *

Wicked: Okay, so n e way how much do you think this will cost?

Person 1: We'll take an estimate

Wicked: Take your time!

*starts hearing hooting *

Nina: The last cookie is mine bitch! * SLAP!*

Anna: No its mine * SMACK*

Wicked: *Grabs cookie * Stop it didn't you get your fill of fighting yesterday?!?!

Nina and Anna: no................................: /

Wicked: And for the people who cheered them on shame on you! * looks at Nina and Anna* And double shame on you too. I'm giving to someone who doesn't even care about it * Gives it to Kazuya*

Kazuya: Oooh cookie! ^^ *spots Paul eyeing it* *Grabs machete* Don't even think about!

Paul: *whimpers*

Jun: You want some hot chocolate with that hon?

Kazuya: Yes please O: )

Jun: Here you go *hands him some hot chocolate and gives him a kiss*

Everyone except Lei, Jin, and Wicked: Awwwwwwwww! :*)

Lei, Jin, and Wicked: Oui! *rolls eyes* * dodge chairs compliments from Kazuya*

Wicked: Okay everyone! I was thinking last night and I've already casted some people I'll start with the obvious Michelle- head maid of the house

Steve- bodyguard for leading lady
Jun- Wife of the head villain
Forest- Cook of the house
Nina- 1st business partner of the head villain
Lee- Uncle of the leading lady and 2nd business partner
Anna- 2nd business partners bitch
*Everyone giggles cept for Anna*

Anna: * Frowns* not funny Wicked

Wicked continues to read down the list

King- priest
Paul- Mechanic
Craig- Advisor for the head villain
Christie- Cousin of the leading lady

Wicked: Okay I haven't decide on who's going to be the head villain the leading man or the leading lady.

Jin, Julia, Ling, Hwoarang, Bryan, Lei, and Kazuya: WHAT?!?!?!?!

Wicked: Kazuya, why did you go what?

Kazuya: Uhbecause you don't hurry your slow ass up! That's why!

Wicked: Uh-huh yeah sure, any way who was auditioning for leading man

Jin and Hwoarang: I was

Wicked: * slaps herself on the forehead* That's what I was afraid of fine too make this quick I'm thinking of a # be2ween 1 and 700 can you guess what it is.

Hwoarang: 420?

Jin: 666 *covers mouth * where did that come from?!

Kazuya: That's my boy!

Jun: * smack Kazuya upside of the head* don't encourage that

Wicked: My number was 612 congrats to ya Jin! You're the leading man!

*everyone claps except for Hwoarang*

Jin: :*)  thanks Wicked

Wicked: * smiles* Don't worry Hwoarang I'll have a part!

Hwoarang: Can you make it a good one?

Wicked: Of course! I'll cook up one umm I know *snaps fingers * how's about the nah that wouldn't work....

Hwoarang: What?

Wicked: Well I was going to make the leading lady's cousin boyfriend but I know Christie would be royally pissed

Christie: Damn straight!

Wicked: So I'll make you the leading lady's brother how does that sound!

Hwoarang: Hella kewl!

Wicked: And as an added bonus in the script the brother punches the leading man

Hwoarang: Sweet!

Jun: Wicked I don't want Jin getting hurt

Wicked: Jun Chill! It's going to be fake!

Hwoarang: >: /

Wicked: Okay now time for leading lady part and let's see Julia and Ling you're both audtioning for this part.

Ling and Julia: ^_^;

Wicked: Is it the fact that there a lot of make out scenes the leading man???

Ling and Julia: *sweat drop* :*)

Wicked: Well I can't choose so Jin you choose

Jin: What me choose!?!?!? I can't!

Wicked: Why ain't nothing wrong with that.

Jin: Yes there is!

Wicked: Yeah you're right you're too soft Kazuya you do it

Kazuya: Me! Lee you do it! And if you don't choose I'll bitch slap you back to Tekken 1!

Lee: Well I um.........uh...

Michelle:  *sharpens Axe *

Lee: *squeal* * faints *

Kazuya: This is stupid! Wicked why won't you

Wicked: Zzzzz

Nina: Look she left a note its for Kazuya and one for me and Anna

Kazuya: *starts to read Wicked's note * I have a headache right now do not wake me up or you shall feel the wrath of my sickle since Jun is here with you I trust you shall pick the leading lady for the sake of Lee. I know if he picked Ling. Michelle would be riding his ass right now. Please be a good leader and behave for my sake- Wicked. Okay I can do that.

Nina and Anna: *Starts to read note from Wicked* To Nina: If Paul tries anything to start a fight w/ Kazuya please be so kind to kick him where the sun doesn't shine. To Anna: Don't start a fight with Nina and reframe from hitting on anyone.

Anna: Damn it!

Nina: Hell yes! *looks at Paul and grins evilly*

Paul: * crosses his legs* *wince* Aiiii : /

Kazuya: *sighs* Okay then I'll just do what Wicked did w/ Jin and HwoarBob I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 200 guess what it is?

Ling: Uh150?

Julia: Hrm.148?

Kazuya: its was 127 well Julia I guess you won

Julia: *Jumps up and down * I got the part!!!!!!! WOO-HOO!

Wicked: *says groggily* Ey what the deal I was having a really good nap..*yawns* done?

Kazuya: Julia's the leading lady

Wicked: Oh well thats nice... Ling ur Hwoarang's girlfriend

Ling: That's not fair I always get pair with that junkie!

Hwoarang: I can hear you! You know! >: O!

Wicked: Well deal with it! Julia got the part fair and square! Okay now time to pick the head villan! *looks at list* Lei and Bryan step up please

*Lei and Bryan step up*

Wicked: Aight, Bryan why you wanna be head villain?

Bryan: Cuz it would be nice for once to be the main bad ass

Wicked: * nods* good good and by the way I have a pair of boots that match the snake skin pants

Bryan: Really! Where you get em?

Wicked: Well there a funny story that goes with it! It was in Tijuana when

Lei: *coughs!*

Wicked: Oh right that okay Lei why do you want to be head villain....*rollseyes*

Lei: * Blushes* well what Bryan said....*nervous look*

Wicked: Ey! Wait a minute! Its not that isn't it ur blushing and talking like an idiot!?

Lei: * eyes shift* yeah it is!!!

Wicked: * snatches Lei's script Flips through script* Aha! You had the passionate kissing scene with the wife highlighted which is Jun!

Kazuya: SON OF A BITCH! I'M GONNA KILL U! *starts to beat the sass outta Lei*
Nobody is going to be head villain or smooch my woman except for me damn it!

Wicked: AHA! * points at Kazuya* SO YOU FINALLY CONFESS! YOU DO WANT TO BE IN THE NOVELLA!

Kazuya: I didn't say that! * shifty eyes and drops a beaten up Lei down* Did I?

Everyone except Kazuya: Um-hmm! Yup!

Kazuya: Okay! I do want to be in it!

Wicked: Yay! *hugs Kazuya *

Kazuya: Ugh! * pushes Wicked* one step at a time......

Wicked: Right.... sorry * looks at Lei* ah poor dude you shouldn't have taken it soo hard on him look at 'em the only way I can tell it's him is by the clothes.

Kazuya: Well no one get near my Jun except for me *grabs Jun*

Jun: *giggle* :*)

Bryan: Did I get the part?

Wicked: I haven't decided

Person 2: When do we take the scripts?

Person 1: Not until the head villain is chosen

Wicked: Well the villain has to be tough and there only one way to solve this

Lei: * Gets up* How?

Wicked: * voice of tone changes* Wit a Mississippi Free fo' all!

Everyone cept Wicked: Huh?!

Wicked: *still with a Louisiana accent* its easy when yuz git knocked down yuz gotz to stay down dat's all.

Kazuya: This ought to be easy

Paul: I haven't been to a free fo all in a long time! Forget being Mechanic I wanna be the head villain

Wicked: Fine Paul if it floats ya boat den oh-kay! Now let's let dees fine men step up to da ring! And place ya bets cus dis free fo all is getting started! Now da ring rulez are no martial arts no power ups just a good ol fistfight! Oh fo' got somethin' * rips off Kazuya's Bryan's Lei's and Paul's shirts off*

Paul: How'd she do that? O_o;

All girlz except for Wicked and Jun: *start whistling at Kazuya* Oooh baby! Shake it KLo! Take the pants off!! *hooting* Awoo woo woo!!!!!

Kazuya: *Blushes in anger* That's sexual harassment!

Wicked: Now now Ladies ya can tank him by placin ya bets

Jun and Nina: *scream* WE BET 100 ON KAZUYA!!!!!!!

Anna: I BET 30 ON BRYAN

Ling, Julia, and Christie: 80 ON LEI!

Wicked: Tank u ladies tank you! *takes money*

Paul: Nobody bets on me....*sniff*

Forest: *sighs grumbles* *Says flatly* 10 on Paul...

Paul: Yeah!

Hwoarang: * munching on a brownie* Hey Jin want one???

Jin: Well I don't see the harm in having a brownie *takes brownie* O: )

Ling: *snatches brownie away*

Jin: Hey! Give that back

Ling: Okay * coughs on brownie* here you go

Jin: Nevermind Hwoarang got n e more

Wicked: Ladies and Gents get ready fo da Free fo all!!!!!!!!!

*ding ding*

Wicked: Let's get to de smakin!

*all four guys circle each other *

Lee: *starts yellin' like the bags chips seller on 42nd street * Get yo' soda! canday! Beears! I gotta it all here fo cheap!

Julia: Yo Dr. Pepper over here!

*Lee throws a D.P. at Julia *

*Julia catches soda *

King and Craig: 2 Cervesas over here!

*Lee throws 2 cans of beer*

King and Craig: *chug down beer and let out a rip roaing bleches *

Wicked: O_o uh-huh * Kazuya smacks Lei down Paul smacks Kazuya, Kazuya smacks back *
And de free fo all has officially started! *Lei get outs of ring and passes out * *Wicked looks over Lei *

Lei: @_@ ugh...

Wicked: Forest drag dis po' fella to a chair

Forest: *does what he was told *

Wicked: Hey Jin Hwoarang Ling gonna make ne bets? OH MY JESUS!

Jin, Hwoarang, and Ling: *singing * #En el Mar la vida es mas sabrosa! En el mar todo puedes garra! En el mar la luz y las estrellas! En el mar todo es felicidad!#

Wicked: What the @#$%? You assmunch those were for you! *grabs Hwoarang and throws him in to the free fo all ring*

*Bob gets trampled over*

Jin and Ling: Bcuz I got high bcuz I got high la da dat da! *take another bite of their brownies *

Wicked: *snatches brownies away * those were for Bob!

* Paul and Kazuya gain up on Bryan *

Person 1: Now? Everyone seems to be into the fight

Person 2: No wait

Person 1: Who do you places your bets on?

Person 2: Hmmm I'm bettin on Kazuya you?

Person 1: Ditto

* both nod *

Bryan: * gets knock down* @_@

Wicked: Can n e one drag him outta da ring?

Steve: *says desperately* I will! * trying to avoid Anna*

Anna: Hey were you going?

Nina: Hey slut leave him alone!

Anna: this isn't any of your business bitch!

Nina: Oh yeah! You're like a bus 50 cents and your ready to ride! >: )

Julia King Craig Christie Jin Ling Forest: Ooo

Anna: Well your like Chinese food sweet, sour, and cheap! >:D

Julia King Craig Christie Jin Ling Forest: Oh!!!

Nina: Rrrrrrr! You're like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow.

Anna: *slaps Nina *

Nina: You bitch!

* cat fight in progress *

Jun: Wicked! * points at Nina and Anna *

Wicked: *shrugs* And ur point is???

Kazuya: *send Paul flying out of the ring *

Paul: *lands on Nina and Anna and smiles toothlessly* Hey this isn't so bad....

Anna and Nina: Get off! *shove Paul off *

Paul: You know you like it!

Nina and Anna: *nod agreeingly* *both jump Paul*

Wicked: * gets on the stage* De winnah of da Mississippi Free fo all! * Raises Kazuya hand* hey you're knuckles are bleeding...

Kazuya: Really? Well what do you know...

Jun: My poor baby! You want some iodine on that?

Jin and Wicked: Oui Vey! * Dodge a script*

Person 2: Now! * Smoke screen*

Person 1: * takes scripts and heads out the torn wall*

Person 2: *Leaves ransom note*

*smoke clears *

Craig: The scripts are gone!

King: No shit Einstein

Wicked: Hey a ransom note * reads* If you want to see your precious scripts again name Heihachi the head villain. That trifflin' diper wearing bastard hell no! Hey there's more * reads* you will be called in 30 minutes if you don't not respond by then the scripts will be burnt. I ain't gonna give up! This calls for detective work Le..Bryan solve this!

Bryan: I already know who took the scripts

Everyone expect Bryan and Lei: What?

Bryan: Yup, I figured it out when I saw a green sword sticking out of the second person's suits then the first person said that that she was a pro at fixing air conditioners so it was..

Wicked: Cut to the chase damn it!

Bryan: It was Yoshimitsu and Kunimitsu

Wicked: Now that's what I call detective work!

Lei: Hey I'm awake you know

Wicked: So I don't car...Aaahhh! *falls into a trap door, trap door closes *

Wicked: *tied to a chair * Huh what?

Heihachi: Mwahahahahaaaaa! Make me head villain or your precious scripts are shredded!

Wicked: It doesn't matter if you burn the scripts the story is still in my head so *blows razz*

Heihachi: Rrrr you little brat I'll teach you! Dr. Abel bring in "The tapes!"

Kunimitsu: Okay that's just plain cruel!!!

Baek: Yeah, don't you think you're being too harsh?

Wicked: Where did you all come from?

Heihachi: I wasn't the only one who was pissed not to be in the novella so I brought a few people to help.

Wicked: How many?

Heihachi: Well most of the characters you didn't put in the novella so yeah pretty much you're outnumbered if you try to escape...

Wicked: Yeah guess so..

Heihachi: *Scraches head * now where was I?

Wicked: You were talking about something about "the tapes"

Heihachi: Oh yeah, thanks

Wicked: Yeah you're welcome okay go..

Dr. Abel: Here are the tapes

Heihachi: Mwhahah perfect now see if you can survive through this kind of torture! Let's see what we have *laughs evilly * On tour with 'Nsync, an Olson Twins marathon, and to top it off an HBO's Live Brittany Spears in Concert!

Wicked: Aaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!

Heihachi: By you're screaming I'm guessing you'd want to watch the 'Nsync tape, okay *is about to put it in the VCR *

Wicked: O_O;;;;;; Wait!

Hehachi: What? Are you now going to name me head villain?

Wicked: Hell no! I just wanted to say something before I get brainwashed

Heihachi: Yeah what???

Wicked: Depends when you got to go you got to go!

Heihachi: * tapes Wicked eyes open* that outta teach you! Mwahahaha enjoy the show *slams the door *

Wicked: *O_O;;;;

Meanwhile in the auditorium....

Jun: She's gone

Hwoarang: Yeah dude she like whoa! disappeared...

Julia: The trap door is stuck I can't get it open

Kazuya: I know who did this

Lei: Who?

Kazuya: Well who else you drunken idiot! That old fart, come on we got to go rescue our writer back! Who's with me!

Everyone: I am!

Kazuya: Now let's go kick some ass!!!

Nsync tape about to finish: baby bye bye bye bye Bye! *screams of girls tapes ends *

Wicked: * Eyes twitching* (I don't know how much I can take.)

Heihachi: Well the tape's done playing now then

Wicked: NEVER YOU PRUNE FANATIC!!!!!

Heihachi: Enjoy seeing Britney Spears! *takes out tape and pops in the Britney Spears tape * heh heh enjoy.. *slams the door again *

Marshall: Number 31

Unknown and Wang: BINGO!

Heihachi: Hey! You guys said you would wait for me!

Bruce: Dude! It's just a game!

* Kazuya and the rest of the cast busts in *

Kazuya: Give us back our writer damn it!

Heihachi: What! I don't know what you mean?

Ganryu: Hi Michelle!

Michelle: Suddenly I have an itch for hunting and killing something that's wears a diper.....

Julia: Heihachi?

Michelle: Something chunky..

Julia: ?

Michelle: Never mind U_U;

Kazuya: * starts to look around * Where is she?! Come damn you on with it!

Jin: Correction you are the damned...

Kazuya: *Thinks * Yeah, but at least I don't eat special brownies!

Jun: Jin! *pinches Jin * those were for B..

Hwoarang: Say that and I swear ..

Kazuya: Swear what BOB?! *eye glows red *

*Screams from the other room *

Kazuya: That's her!

Heihachi: * gets in front of door * I don't know what you mean there's nothing in here! *shifty eyes*

*hysterical screaming *

Kazuya: Get the F**k out of the way! *Pushes the old uh I mean Heihachi away *
*busts through the door *

Brittney Spears tape ends

Wicked: ..

Kazuya: *takes the tape out of the VCR* ewww *shudders* *drops tape*

Jun: Wicked! *unties her*

Bryan: *shakes her * speak to us!

Wicked: .. *eyes and lips twitching*

Julia: Uh-oh

Craig: What?

Anna: She been brainwashed most likely

Nina: She'll turn into that * points at Ling*

Ling: *reading Teenybopper mag. smacking gum playing with pigtails* Hee hee hee what?

Jin: An airhead?

Forest: Precisely.

Lei: How much time do we have?

Michelle: Not much butthere might be a flipside to this

Lee: What do you mean?

Paul: You don't mean*gasps*

Heihachi: *enters the room * What the hell are you all talking about?!?!?!!!

Michelle: You idiot! Do you have any idea what you caused! *pulls out her axe *

Christie: Uh guys! Look!

Wicked: * starts to giggle*

Julia: It's started everyone get out!

Every one exept Julia and Wicked: Why?

Wicked: AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! *goes 4rm Wicked to her old self* *POOF* *has kitty ear head band long black nails* *pulls out sickle* Mwhahahahahahaahaha!!!!!! O_O*

Kazuya: Everyone get the hell out of here!!!! She's back to Psycho!!!

Wicked: Mwhahahaaaaaa!!!! I want Meow mix i want chicken i want liver meow mix meow mix please deliver!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAAA!!! *start trashing everything*

Heihachi: This will stop her! *throws pixy stix*

Jin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Kazuya: You Eeediot!!!

*everyone runs out of the auditorium*

Wicked: MWHAHAHAHHAHAH *eats pixy stix* *hyper* KITTYGOBOOMBOOM *hits load bearing bar*!!.................... Uh-oh. : / *auditorium collapse*

*fog of dust*

*clears*

Wicked: *Pops out of rubble* Well that was fun..^^ *Giggle*

Nina: Oh great what now! No auditorium no novella.

Wicked: Pfft! We can do something better than acting any one up for karaoke!

*groans*

Wicked: Yeah guess ur right what kind of a geek would of thought of that n e way....

Tekk: *shows up from nowhere* Hey! >: (

Wicked: Who are you?

Fin....screwed up though...